Five Sexy Venoms

March 19, 2019

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Posted March 19, 2019 at 07:20 pm

This was years ago, but I think there was a Star Trek porn parody that was touted as being particularly nerdy and actually written quite well. Which actually kinda doesn't surprise me.

I wonder if there are any porn parodies of Shaw Brothers flicks in general. Kid With the Golden Dick kinda writes itself.

JULIE

Are these, you know, actual positions?


ELLY

I?m not sure. I think Lance and Lana came up with most of these. I think they?re calling this one the Centipede.

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JULIE

Lemme guess, Turgid Eel.


JOEY

HAH! I?m calling all snakes ?turgid eels? from now on!

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JULIE

How in the fuck do you get your leg so high?


JACK

Lance says it?s supposed to represent a Scorpion?s tail. But like, why isn?t it my dick? I feel like they missed the joke on this one.

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JULIE

Wait. Let me guess. Lizard.


STEVE

Yup! I feel more like a gecko though. I guess that?s still a lizard.

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JULIE

Lance, are you making a porn parody of Five Deadly Venoms?


LANCE

How dare!  Parody is beneath my art. This is more of a tribute. A sexy tribute.

JULIE

Are these, you know, actual positions?


ELLY

I?m not sure. I think Lance and Lana came up with most of these. I think they?re calling this one the Centipede.

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JULIE

Lemme guess, Turgid Eel.


JOEY

HAH! I?m calling all snakes ?turgid eels? from now on!

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JULIE

How in the fuck do you get your leg so high?


JACK

Lance says it?s supposed to represent a Scorpion?s tail. But like, why isn?t it my dick? I feel like they missed the joke on this one.

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JULIE

Wait. Let me guess. Lizard.


STEVE

Yup! I feel more like a gecko though. I guess that?s still a lizard.

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JULIE

Lance, are you making a porn parody of Five Deadly Venoms?


LANCE

How dare!  Parody is beneath my art. This is more of a tribute. A sexy tribute.

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Yellow Peril Blog
Posted March 20, 2020 at 09:11 am

I'm so excited!!!! School for Extraterrestrial Girls Volume 1: Girl on Fire is finally finished and ready for preorder!!! And if you click on that link, you can download and read the first chapter for free! If there's a limit to exclamation points, I'ma break that shit in this post!!!

Working with Jeremy on this book has been a true delight. There have been moments when I wanted to shout at Tara and moments when I just wanted to hug her as I was drawing pages. I've also learned a whole lot about what it takes to complete a long form project like this. Papercutz has been super supportive throughout the process and we couldn't have asked for a better team. I can't wait for everyone to get their hands on this book!!! I'll be sure to throw copies at everyone I see.

So now you can see what's taken me away from YP for so goddamn long. I'm taking a short break to finish up some projects that piled up during production, but I do intend to get back to some YP goodness. I probably won't be able to sustain a regular schedule since Book 2 is on the near horizon, but I plan on updating as I can.

If you would like to see a full preview of Book 1, I've posted the full colored book over at my Patreon in all its glory! I also post a weekly podcast over there with news and commentary on the art scene so if you're looking for things to occupy your brain for a few minutes, check it out!

Alright, that's it for now! I'll yell about all sorts of updates and such as they happen!

Posted October 15, 2019 at 10:54 pm

Hello YP Fam!

So clearly, I haven't been around the site much. I still answer the occasional comment that pops up, but I haven't posted anything proper in a good long while. I didn't want to sound like I'm making excuses, but I think maybe it's worth it to just let you know what's been going on.

Good stuff! But super busy!!

So me and my friend Jeremy Whitely have landed a three book deal for a property that we've been pitching for a while. And I'm in the thick of inking pages right now. I probably won't be done until end of this year, early next which is why I haven't had a chance to get back to YP in a while now.

I usually have a bajillion things going on all at once which should come as not small surprise. But I've dropped a lot of extra stuff (haven't even blogged in months) to concentrate on getting this first book done and I'm still running behind, even with 3am being a very familiar time of day for me.

I do plan on getting to YP once this first book is turned in. And hopefully, I'll be able to time manage much better for the next two volumes so I can have some breathing space.

So that's where I've been. I haven't given up on YP, I just haven't had time to do anything else but work on this first book. I'll be pimping the shit out of it when the publisher makes the official announcement to be sure. But until then, it's back to the grind for me!