Five Sexy Venoms

March 19, 2019

Toad style is immensely sexy and immune to nearly any weapon. When it's used properly, it's almost invincible!

Five Sexy Venoms

Posted March 19, 2019 at 07:20 pm

This was years ago, but I think there was a Star Trek porn parody that was touted as being particularly nerdy and actually written quite well. Which actually kinda doesn't surprise me.

I wonder if there are any porn parodies of Shaw Brothers flicks in general. Kid With the Golden Dick kinda writes itself.

JULIE

Are these, you know, actual positions?

ELLY

I?m not sure. I think Lance and Lana came up with most of these. I think they?re calling this one the Centipede.

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JULIE

Lemme guess, Turgid Eel.

JOEY

HAH! I?m calling all snakes ?turgid eels? from now on!

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JULIE

How in the fuck do you get your leg so high?

JACK

Lance says it?s supposed to represent a Scorpion?s tail. But like, why isn?t it my dick? I feel like they missed the joke on this one.

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JULIE

Wait. Let me guess. Lizard.

STEVE

Yup! I feel more like a gecko though. I guess that?s still a lizard.

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JULIE

Lance, are you making a porn parody of Five Deadly Venoms?

LANCE

How dare! Parody is beneath my art. This is more of a tribute. A sexy tribute.

JULIE

Are these, you know, actual positions?

ELLY

I?m not sure. I think Lance and Lana came up with most of these. I think they?re calling this one the Centipede.

====

JULIE

Lemme guess, Turgid Eel.

JOEY

HAH! I?m calling all snakes ?turgid eels? from now on!

====

JULIE

How in the fuck do you get your leg so high?

JACK

Lance says it?s supposed to represent a Scorpion?s tail. But like, why isn?t it my dick? I feel like they missed the joke on this one.

====

JULIE

Wait. Let me guess. Lizard.

STEVE

Yup! I feel more like a gecko though. I guess that?s still a lizard.

====

JULIE

Lance, are you making a porn parody of Five Deadly Venoms?

LANCE

How dare! Parody is beneath my art. This is more of a tribute. A sexy tribute.

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