Posted March 13, 2013 at 12:00 am
Physical violence is the exact last thing you should consider if it's a relationship thing. It actually shouldn't be on the list at all. But judging from Kane's track record, he's probably the last person to ask advice from.
Random thought, have you ever used a crowbar in a useful manner? I've been trying to think of the last time I used one. Or the first time I ever used one. I don't receive many large wooden crates that would require such an implement to open them. In fact, I've never received a large wooden crate. Although, if it was filled with Rider belts, I'd crowbar the shit out of it to open it!
I guess the closest thing I've used is a tire iron to change tires. But no crowbar action for me. Any of you use a crowbar in your daily or semi daily lives?
MOUSE OVER
Crowbars fix everything. Except everything.
PANEL 1
Kane has a panicked look.
Wait, did you get a job interview? Is that why you took the call out here?
PANEL 2
Ally waves her hands.
ALLY
What? Of course not! I'm with you guys all the way!
PANEL 3
Ally turns away. Kane gestures with his fist.
ALLY
This is more of a personal thing… it's complicated.
KANE
Is it something a good knee capping could solve?
PANEL 4
Ally turns her head towards Kane.
ALLY
Y'know, if I suddenly couldn't walk, it would stop me from making a bad decision.
KANE
I think Julie's got a crowbar in the supply closet.
MOUSE OVER
Crowbars fix everything. Except everything.
PANEL 1
Kane has a panicked look.
Wait, did you get a job interview? Is that why you took the call out here?
PANEL 2
Ally waves her hands.
ALLY
What? Of course not! I'm with you guys all the way!
PANEL 3
Ally turns away. Kane gestures with his fist.
ALLY
This is more of a personal thing… it's complicated.
KANE
Is it something a good knee capping could solve?
PANEL 4
Ally turns her head towards Kane.
ALLY
Y'know, if I suddenly couldn't walk, it would stop me from making a bad decision.
KANE
I think Julie's got a crowbar in the supply closet.