A Good Knee Capping [Comic]

March 13, 2013

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A Good Knee Capping [Comic]
Posted March 13, 2013 at 12:00 am
Physical violence is the exact last thing you should consider if it's a relationship thing.  It actually shouldn't be on the list at all.  But judging from Kane's track record, he's probably the last person to ask advice from.

Random thought, have you ever used a crowbar in a useful manner?  I've been trying to think of the last time I used one.  Or the first time I ever used one.  I don't receive many large wooden crates that would require such an implement to open them.  In fact, I've never received a large wooden crate.  Although, if it was filled with Rider belts, I'd crowbar the shit out of it to open it!

I guess the closest thing I've used is a tire iron to change tires.  But no crowbar action for me.  Any of you use a crowbar in your daily or semi daily lives?

MOUSE OVER



Crowbars fix everything.  Except everything.

PANEL 1

Kane has a panicked look.
Wait, did you get a job interview? Is that why you took the call out here?

PANEL 2

Ally waves her hands.

ALLY



What? Of course not! I'm with you guys all the way!

PANEL 3

Ally turns away.  Kane gestures with his fist.

ALLY



This is more of a personal thing… it's complicated.

KANE



Is it something a good knee capping could solve?

PANEL 4

Ally turns her head towards Kane.

ALLY



Y'know, if I suddenly couldn't walk, it would stop me from making a bad decision.

KANE



I think Julie's got a crowbar in the supply closet.

MOUSE OVER



Crowbars fix everything.  Except everything.

PANEL 1

Kane has a panicked look.
Wait, did you get a job interview? Is that why you took the call out here?

PANEL 2

Ally waves her hands.

ALLY



What? Of course not! I'm with you guys all the way!

PANEL 3

Ally turns away.  Kane gestures with his fist.

ALLY



This is more of a personal thing… it's complicated.

KANE



Is it something a good knee capping could solve?

PANEL 4

Ally turns her head towards Kane.

ALLY



Y'know, if I suddenly couldn't walk, it would stop me from making a bad decision.

KANE



I think Julie's got a crowbar in the supply closet.
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Yellow Peril Blog
Posted December 24, 2020 at 01:15 pm

This video is sort of a subtweet about some art twitter discourse. But I wanted to respond in video form rather than in written form so that you wouldn't misinterpret my words. Also not linking the discourse directly because I don't want to dogpile on the inspiration for my thoughts. But here are three ideas that I wanted to share with artists for us to keep in our brains as we go into the new year.

Posted December 24, 2020 at 01:15 pm

This video is sort of a subtweet about some art twitter discourse. But I wanted to respond in video form rather than in written form so that you wouldn't misinterpret my words. Also not linking the discourse directly because I don't want to dogpile on the inspiration for my thoughts. But here are three ideas that I wanted to share with artists for us to keep in our brains as we go into the new year.