Don't Shit Where You Eat

October 30, 2018

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Don't Shit Where You Eat
Posted October 30, 2018 at 12:06 am

It's pretty cynical and fatalistic to not start something just because it might fail. I mean, the entire ethos of starting your own business is to just fuckin' do it. Why shouldn't this extend to relationships?

BODIE?s EYES

J?accuse!

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BODIE

Kane only breaks out the ?Goji and Chill? tactic for special occasions.


Did you two become a thing? WITHOUT TELLING ME?

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ALLY and KANE

Whu?No.

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BODIE

Mmm hmmmm.

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ALLY

Breaking up with Annie, I dunno. It brought a lot of weird shit up that I hadn?t thought about before. I just needed some dumb, brain off time, you know.

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ALLY

My Destiny clan is really Annie?s Destiny clan so shooting the mans wasn?t a great idea. You two are the only other people I hang out with.

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ALLY

Misery loves company and all that so I called Kane.


KANE

And nothing is better at making your brain dumb than off-brand pseudo kaiju.

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BODIE

Good. Then we don?t have to dissolve our company.


KANE

What?

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BODIE

Don?t shit where you eat.


ALLY

What?

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BODIE

Look, if you guys wanted to date while we were still at Pendaticorp, that would have been fine. That place was so damn big, if you broke up you could avoid each other until you both retired.

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BODIE

But there?s only three of us. And not saying that you guys would break up. I mean, I could kinda see you guys together or whatever. But if you ever broke up, I don?t think our trio could handle the drama. I?d like to think we?re all adults, but realistically, it?d be rough.

BODIE?s EYES

J?accuse!

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====

BODIE

Kane only breaks out the ?Goji and Chill? tactic for special occasions.


Did you two become a thing? WITHOUT TELLING ME?

====


ALLY and KANE

Whu?No.

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BODIE

Mmm hmmmm.

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ALLY

Breaking up with Annie, I dunno. It brought a lot of weird shit up that I hadn?t thought about before. I just needed some dumb, brain off time, you know.

====


ALLY

My Destiny clan is really Annie?s Destiny clan so shooting the mans wasn?t a great idea. You two are the only other people I hang out with.

====


ALLY

Misery loves company and all that so I called Kane.


KANE

And nothing is better at making your brain dumb than off-brand pseudo kaiju.

====


BODIE

Good. Then we don?t have to dissolve our company.


KANE

What?

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BODIE

Don?t shit where you eat.


ALLY

What?

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BODIE

Look, if you guys wanted to date while we were still at Pendaticorp, that would have been fine. That place was so damn big, if you broke up you could avoid each other until you both retired.

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BODIE

But there?s only three of us. And not saying that you guys would break up. I mean, I could kinda see you guys together or whatever. But if you ever broke up, I don?t think our trio could handle the drama. I?d like to think we?re all adults, but realistically, it?d be rough.

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