Eff You

January 22, 2019

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Eff You
Posted January 22, 2019 at 01:58 am

The only reason I wrote "Eff" instead of "Fuck" in the title is for SEO. But who the fuck knows how that shit works so fuck it!

Everyone has a friend like this whose powers of persuasion are just irresistible. And if you don't have that friend, chances are YOU are that friend! You kinda need these people in your life to kick you in the ass now and then and break you out of your comfort zone.

JULIE

Okay, Lance, what kinda weird shit are you gonna ask me to do?


LANCE

I need you to help choreograph this movie I?m working on.

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JULIE

?

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JULIE

Da fuq?

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JULIE

I, and let me be highly polished 50 carat brilliant cut diamond clear about this. I. DO. NOT. WANT. TO. SEE. YOU. HAVE. SEX.

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LANCE

Oh, hah, no no no. The sex I got covered. I need fighting choreography.


JULIE

What?


LANCE

My normal crew is working on a mainstream feature right now so I?ve got these actors who are great at what they?re used to doing but completely terrible throwing anything resembling a punch.

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LANCE

I need someone with actual martial arts experience to get these guys at least camera fight ready.


JULIE

Why can?t you do it?

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LANCE

I?ve tried, but I?m not that good a teacher. Those who can?t, teach, right? Well, I can so I don?t exactly know how to teach.


JULIE

Fuuuuuuuuck

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LANCE

You taught martial arts for years!


JULIE

Yeah, in high school.


LANCE

Oh, come on, it?s like riding a bike.

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JULIE

Ughh. Fuck. Fuck you. How long do I have?


LANCE

We start shooting this weekend.


JULIE

FIVE DAYS???! Fuck you.

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LANCE

You?ll do it?


JULIE

Fuck you.


LANCE

I knew you would!


JULIE

Fuck you.


LANCE

See you at rehearsal tonight!


JULIE

fuck. you.

JULIE

Okay, Lance, what kinda weird shit are you gonna ask me to do?


LANCE

I need you to help choreograph this movie I?m working on.

====


JULIE

?

====


JULIE

Da fuq?

====


JULIE

I, and let me be highly polished 50 carat brilliant cut diamond clear about this. I. DO. NOT. WANT. TO. SEE. YOU. HAVE. SEX.

====


LANCE

Oh, hah, no no no. The sex I got covered. I need fighting choreography.


JULIE

What?


LANCE

My normal crew is working on a mainstream feature right now so I?ve got these actors who are great at what they?re used to doing but completely terrible throwing anything resembling a punch.

====


LANCE

I need someone with actual martial arts experience to get these guys at least camera fight ready.


JULIE

Why can?t you do it?

====


LANCE

I?ve tried, but I?m not that good a teacher. Those who can?t, teach, right? Well, I can so I don?t exactly know how to teach.


JULIE

Fuuuuuuuuck

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LANCE

You taught martial arts for years!


JULIE

Yeah, in high school.


LANCE

Oh, come on, it?s like riding a bike.

====


JULIE

Ughh. Fuck. Fuck you. How long do I have?


LANCE

We start shooting this weekend.


JULIE

FIVE DAYS???! Fuck you.

====


LANCE

You?ll do it?


JULIE

Fuck you.


LANCE

I knew you would!


JULIE

Fuck you.


LANCE

See you at rehearsal tonight!


JULIE

fuck. you.

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