Lens Choice

March 5, 2019

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Lens Choice
Posted March 5, 2019 at 03:44 pm

I guess my update schedule is more TuWednesday when it's the busy season. Colors are coming, I just wanted to get the inks up first. And I might go back and do last week's. It's getting busy around these parts!

So, camera nerds, what lenses would you use to shoot action porn? Or would you ditch an interchangeable lens system altogether and go camcorder or action cam?

JULIE

Today is the day that I see Lance?s penis. I did not expect this to be on my bucket list, but here we are.


LANCE

Sorry.

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ELLY

Well, we usually do a clothed dry run-through first so I can find my angles. So it?s not necessarily dick-o-clock.


JULIE

That would give me chance to see how everyone moves and figure out how to get them to end up where they need to be.


LANA

Sounds good.

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ELLY

Hey, check this out. This app lets me preview all these focal lengths so I can choose what lens I want to use for each scene.


JACK

Make sure you use that super wide angle to capture my entire hammer.


ELLY

You don?t know what you?re talking about!

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ELLY

Wide angle would make his dick all warped and distorted. Like a weird, bloated mushroom if it?s center frame and all stretched and bent weird if it wangs out towards the edges.


JULIE

This seems a lot more complicated than I thought.

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ELLY

That?s why Lance likes working with me and Lana. We bring a more cinematic style to an industry that has increasingly embraced the inferior production standards of gonzo.


JULIE

You know, I?ve always been rather impressed with Lance?s action scenes. I?ve always skipped his ?wet work,? but the shots I have seen look like they should be seen on the big screen.

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ELLY

Well, we did try to make a go for it out in LA. No one took us seriously. Always thought we were talent or auditioning for scenes. So we just kinda started our own thing and reached out to performers who don?t really get much representation. And here we are.

JULIE

Today is the day that I see Lance?s penis. I did not expect this to be on my bucket list, but here we are.


LANCE

Sorry.

====


ELLY

Well, we usually do a clothed dry run-through first so I can find my angles. So it?s not necessarily dick-o-clock.


JULIE

That would give me chance to see how everyone moves and figure out how to get them to end up where they need to be.


LANA

Sounds good.

====


ELLY

Hey, check this out. This app lets me preview all these focal lengths so I can choose what lens I want to use for each scene.


JACK

Make sure you use that super wide angle to capture my entire hammer.


ELLY

You don?t know what you?re talking about!

====


ELLY

Wide angle would make his dick all warped and distorted. Like a weird, bloated mushroom if it?s center frame and all stretched and bent weird if it wangs out towards the edges.


JULIE

This seems a lot more complicated than I thought.

====


ELLY

That?s why Lance likes working with me and Lana. We bring a more cinematic style to an industry that has increasingly embraced the inferior production standards of gonzo.


JULIE

You know, I?ve always been rather impressed with Lance?s action scenes. I?ve always skipped his ?wet work,? but the shots I have seen look like they should be seen on the big screen.

====


ELLY

Well, we did try to make a go for it out in LA. No one took us seriously. Always thought we were talent or auditioning for scenes. So we just kinda started our own thing and reached out to performers who don?t really get much representation. And here we are.

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Yellow Peril Blog
Posted June 7, 2019 at 02:20 pm


I've spent a month with the iPad Pro and have some thoughts on what types of creators will find this to be a useful tool. This would have been a very different review without the reveal of iPadOS this past week.

Please take my thoughts with many, many, MANY grains of sand. I don't have other devices to compare the Pro to so it's not a very thorough review in my mind. But I try to answer the question, "What type of creator is the iPad Pro for?"