Posted May 7, 2010 at 12:00 am
Is Ally's look of shock because Kane is bigger than she expected? Is he smaller than she expected? Or does he just look horribly silly in pants that are too tight?
You know, I've always found that the stereotype of male Asians having small penises to be quite insulting. But I've never had to guts to really whip mine out to compare to others. Personally, I haven't found that size matters much. This could be because either the women I have been with really didn't care about size or they were just being polite and trying their best not to destroy my already fragile self-confidence.
In the end, I think it's best not to worry about size. Not because I don't think it matters. I'm sure it matters more than some may be willing to admit openly. But I think there are just so many incongruous variables that make or break relationships that if you focus on just one, you'll miss the big picture.
PANEL 1
ALLY: So, Kane, where'd you work before Pedanticorp?
KANE: Got this gig right out of college.
PANEL 2
ALLY: And yo never had to follow the dress code?
KANE: Well, I guess technically I was supposed to. But I never did and no ever gave a shit.
PANEL 3
KANE: I mean, I get paid to make pretty pictures, not to dress pretty.
ALLY: Yeah, got a point there.
KANE: Okay, I think I got this.
PANEL 4
KANE: Uh... I think my sack is showing.
ALLY: Oh. Wow. Yeah, okay. Let's get you a bigger size.
PANEL 1
ALLY: So, Kane, where'd you work before Pedanticorp?
KANE: Got this gig right out of college.
PANEL 2
ALLY: And yo never had to follow the dress code?
KANE: Well, I guess technically I was supposed to. But I never did and no ever gave a shit.
PANEL 3
KANE: I mean, I get paid to make pretty pictures, not to dress pretty.
ALLY: Yeah, got a point there.
KANE: Okay, I think I got this.
PANEL 4
KANE: Uh... I think my sack is showing.
ALLY: Oh. Wow. Yeah, okay. Let's get you a bigger size.
