Sifu Julie

February 20, 2019

COMIC TALK
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COMMENTS
Sifu Julie
Posted February 20, 2019 at 01:18 am

If you were a property manager, would you mind if "action porn" was being shot in your warehouse?

Big No-Prize to anyone who can guess the inspiration for Julie's cane!

JULIE

Ow ow ow ow ow

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LANCE

Hey! You made it! What?s with the cane?


JULIE

How else will your inexperienced costars remember the ancient wisdom bestowed upon them by sifu Julie unless I beat them severely about the head and chest?

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JULIE

Also, I think I pulled a groin something or other trying to do a head kick.


LANCE

Ouch. Done that a few times. Not from kicking, though.


JULIE

Hah, show off.

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JULIE

Wait. Lance, why does this look like a live set?


LANCE

Weeeeelllllll, turns out we only have access to this location for the week. The property manager found out what kind of ?action? we were shooting and wanted to shut us down. But they also like money. So they gave us a week to get it and get out.

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JULIE

Everyone likes money. Including me!


LANCE

Don?t worry, you?re getting paid. And I?m doubling your rate because of this fuckery.

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JULIE

I still hate you. But let?s do this.

JULIE

Ow ow ow ow ow

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LANCE

Hey! You made it! What?s with the cane?


JULIE

How else will your inexperienced costars remember the ancient wisdom bestowed upon them by sifu Julie unless I beat them severely about the head and chest?

====


JULIE

Also, I think I pulled a groin something or other trying to do a head kick.


LANCE

Ouch. Done that a few times. Not from kicking, though.


JULIE

Hah, show off.

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JULIE

Wait. Lance, why does this look like a live set?


LANCE

Weeeeelllllll, turns out we only have access to this location for the week. The property manager found out what kind of ?action? we were shooting and wanted to shut us down. But they also like money. So they gave us a week to get it and get out.

====


JULIE

Everyone likes money. Including me!


LANCE

Don?t worry, you?re getting paid. And I?m doubling your rate because of this fuckery.

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JULIE

I still hate you. But let?s do this.

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