Sifu Julie

February 20, 2019

COMIC TALK
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Sifu Julie
Posted February 20, 2019 at 01:18 am

If you were a property manager, would you mind if "action porn" was being shot in your warehouse?

Big No-Prize to anyone who can guess the inspiration for Julie's cane!

JULIE

Ow ow ow ow ow

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LANCE

Hey! You made it! What?s with the cane?


JULIE

How else will your inexperienced costars remember the ancient wisdom bestowed upon them by sifu Julie unless I beat them severely about the head and chest?

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JULIE

Also, I think I pulled a groin something or other trying to do a head kick.


LANCE

Ouch. Done that a few times. Not from kicking, though.


JULIE

Hah, show off.

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JULIE

Wait. Lance, why does this look like a live set?


LANCE

Weeeeelllllll, turns out we only have access to this location for the week. The property manager found out what kind of ?action? we were shooting and wanted to shut us down. But they also like money. So they gave us a week to get it and get out.

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JULIE

Everyone likes money. Including me!


LANCE

Don?t worry, you?re getting paid. And I?m doubling your rate because of this fuckery.

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JULIE

I still hate you. But let?s do this.

JULIE

Ow ow ow ow ow

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LANCE

Hey! You made it! What?s with the cane?


JULIE

How else will your inexperienced costars remember the ancient wisdom bestowed upon them by sifu Julie unless I beat them severely about the head and chest?

====


JULIE

Also, I think I pulled a groin something or other trying to do a head kick.


LANCE

Ouch. Done that a few times. Not from kicking, though.


JULIE

Hah, show off.

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JULIE

Wait. Lance, why does this look like a live set?


LANCE

Weeeeelllllll, turns out we only have access to this location for the week. The property manager found out what kind of ?action? we were shooting and wanted to shut us down. But they also like money. So they gave us a week to get it and get out.

====


JULIE

Everyone likes money. Including me!


LANCE

Don?t worry, you?re getting paid. And I?m doubling your rate because of this fuckery.

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JULIE

I still hate you. But let?s do this.

Comments

Yellow Peril Blog
Posted October 15, 2019 at 10:54 pm

Hello YP Fam!

So clearly, I haven't been around the site much. I still answer the occasional comment that pops up, but I haven't posted anything proper in a good long while. I didn't want to sound like I'm making excuses, but I think maybe it's worth it to just let you know what's been going on.

Good stuff! But super busy!!

So me and my friend Jeremy Whitely have landed a three book deal for a property that we've been pitching for a while. And I'm in the thick of inking pages right now. I probably won't be done until end of this year, early next which is why I haven't had a chance to get back to YP in a while now.

I usually have a bajillion things going on all at once which should come as not small surprise. But I've dropped a lot of extra stuff (haven't even blogged in months) to concentrate on getting this first book done and I'm still running behind, even with 3am being a very familiar time of day for me.

I do plan on getting to YP once this first book is turned in. And hopefully, I'll be able to time manage much better for the next two volumes so I can have some breathing space.

So that's where I've been. I haven't given up on YP, I just haven't had time to do anything else but work on this first book. I'll be pimping the shit out of it when the publisher makes the official announcement to be sure. But until then, it's back to the grind for me!

Posted June 7, 2019 at 02:20 pm


I've spent a month with the iPad Pro and have some thoughts on what types of creators will find this to be a useful tool. This would have been a very different review without the reveal of iPadOS this past week.

Please take my thoughts with many, many, MANY grains of sand. I don't have other devices to compare the Pro to so it's not a very thorough review in my mind. But I try to answer the question, "What type of creator is the iPad Pro for?"