If you were a property manager, would you mind if "action porn" was being shot in your warehouse?
Big No-Prize to anyone who can guess the inspiration for Julie's cane!
JULIE
Ow ow ow ow ow
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LANCE
Hey! You made it! What?s with the cane?
JULIE
How else will your inexperienced costars remember the ancient wisdom bestowed upon them by sifu Julie unless I beat them severely about the head and chest?
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JULIE
Also, I think I pulled a groin something or other trying to do a head kick.
LANCE
Ouch. Done that a few times. Not from kicking, though.
JULIE
Hah, show off.
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JULIE
Wait. Lance, why does this look like a live set?
LANCE
Weeeeelllllll, turns out we only have access to this location for the week. The property manager found out what kind of ?action? we were shooting and wanted to shut us down. But they also like money. So they gave us a week to get it and get out.
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JULIE
Everyone likes money. Including me!
LANCE
Don?t worry, you?re getting paid. And I?m doubling your rate because of this fuckery.
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JULIE
I still hate you. But let?s do this.
JULIE
Ow ow ow ow ow
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LANCE
Hey! You made it! What?s with the cane?
JULIE
How else will your inexperienced costars remember the ancient wisdom bestowed upon them by sifu Julie unless I beat them severely about the head and chest?
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JULIE
Also, I think I pulled a groin something or other trying to do a head kick.
LANCE
Ouch. Done that a few times. Not from kicking, though.
JULIE
Hah, show off.
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JULIE
Wait. Lance, why does this look like a live set?
LANCE
Weeeeelllllll, turns out we only have access to this location for the week. The property manager found out what kind of ?action? we were shooting and wanted to shut us down. But they also like money. So they gave us a week to get it and get out.
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JULIE
Everyone likes money. Including me!
LANCE
Don?t worry, you?re getting paid. And I?m doubling your rate because of this fuckery.
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JULIE
I still hate you. But let?s do this.
