Weird Internship [Comic]

December 18, 2013

Weird Internship [Comic]

Posted December 18, 2013 at 12:00 am

Wanted, one intern to surf hundreds of adult tube sites looking for unlicensed streaming clips of Lance Lee. Must be familiar with Lance Lee's body of work and willing to sit for 30hours a week looking at nothing but porn. Lunch and tissues will be provided.

DIGIDITIONS

It's the holiday season which means visiting family which means long plane rides with spotty wifi. What better way to pass the time than to read digital comics on your mobile and tablet devices. And you're in luck! I've just released Book 1 and Book 2 for digital purchase at Gumroad! Best of all, it's PAY WHAT YOU WANT! So if you want to pay nothing, you can get both volumes for free and read them on your plane rides, train ride, or car ride this holiday season.

The digital version of both books contain a rather wordy strip commentary section where I discuss my thoughts about some of the situations in the comic, the various locations that are peppered throughout, and all the yummy places our characters go to eat. There's a lot of food.

Exclusive to the digital editions of Book 1 and Book 2 are bonus comics. Book 1 features an auto bio comic that I contemplated doing before I decided to do YP. Yup, I was gonna be one of those cartoonists. Book 2 features the very first YP color strip which has never appeared on the website. These bonus comics don't appear in the print editions or online. So head on over to Gumroad and get Back to the Grind and The Client is Always now!

MOUSE OVER

Possibly not as weird as describing the potential work environment.

PANEL 1

Bodie points and laughs.

BODIE

HAH! Look at Kane with that climber girl. They're gonna need a mop for all that drool.

ALLY

Okay, I think I've got something.

PANEL 2

Ally explains.

ALLY

I don't know what we'd call it, but we make a Hulu-like platform for action porn. You get some free episodes. A subscription gets you access to a mess of porn.

PANEL 3

Lance stands along with other action porn stars.

ALLY (Caption)

We get a bunch of other performers in the genre under exclusive contracts for their streaming rights. Then we aggressively go after the tube sites. Maybe hire an intern or something.

PANEL 4

Bodie grins.

BODIE

Man, that'll be a weird internship description to write.

MOUSE OVER

Possibly not as weird as describing the potential work environment.

PANEL 1

Bodie points and laughs.

BODIE

HAH! Look at Kane with that climber girl. They're gonna need a mop for all that drool.

ALLY

Okay, I think I've got something.

PANEL 2

Ally explains.

ALLY

I don't know what we'd call it, but we make a Hulu-like platform for action porn. You get some free episodes. A subscription gets you access to a mess of porn.

PANEL 3

Lance stands along with other action porn stars.

ALLY (Caption)

We get a bunch of other performers in the genre under exclusive contracts for their streaming rights. Then we aggressively go after the tube sites. Maybe hire an intern or something.

PANEL 4

Bodie grins.

BODIE

Man, that'll be a weird internship description to write.

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