Culinary Reality

January 30, 2014

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Well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. That show's called a pilot. Then they show that show to the people who make shows, and on the strength of that one show they decide if they're going to make more shows. Some pilots get picked and become television programs. Some don't, become nothing. She starred in one of the ones that became nothing.

Well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. That show's called a pilot. Then they show that show to the people who make shows, and on the strength of that one show they decide if they're going to make more shows. Some pilots get picked and become television programs. Some don't, become nothing. She starred in one of the ones that became nothing.

Well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. That show's called a pilot. Then they show that show to the people who make shows, and on the strength of that one show they decide if they're going to make more shows. Some pilots get picked and become television programs. Some don't, become nothing. She starred in one of the ones that became nothing.

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PANEL 1

No dialog. Exterior of Kane's apartment. It's getting dark.

PANEL 2

Lance gets off the phone.

LANCE

My co-stars from the Five Dirty Venoms are in. They're talking about doing a second one.

KANE

You know, there was a sequel to the original. Kinda.

PANEL 3

Screen shot of a scene from The Five Deadly Venoms.

LANCE (Caption)

How the hell is that possible? Yang Tieh totally defeated the Poison Clan!

PANEL 4

Kane puts down his soda.

LANCE

Hey, where's Ally?

BODIE

With Julie.

KANE

Something about a cooking competition. Sounded like some stupid reality shit.

PANEL 5

iRate, Julie, and Ally stand in front of a dark warehouse.

ALLY

Sooo… The culinary future and the fate of your career will be determined in a busted ass warehouse. In the middle of nowhere Maryland.

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