Lance may very be the best wing man ever, but unfortunately, he has to be wing man for Kane. Nice line, Kane. Cause every girl at the club absolutely loves random
Jurassic Park references.
So I don't know anything about the Ultrabar which makes an appearance in Panel 1 other than it has an exterior that I quite like and an interior full of all the things that keep me away from clubs. Also, there are no
Ultrans in this bar as far as I know so its Ultra name is quite suspect. Oh, don't get me wrong, I like to dance well enough. But paying twenty dollars to do so in a space filled with wall-to-wall bodies covered in sweat, cheap perfume, and bad cologne while being aurally assaulted with terrifyingly horrid music is not my idea of fun. I guess that's why people pay for VIP access. But if I ever get to the point in life where I can afford such luxuries, I'll just throw my own damn dance party.
