Posted April 26, 2010 at 12:00 am
You'd think that whole week you spend in training when you get a new place would reveal all the day-to-day procedures that will make your work day a little more smooth. But oh no, there's always some secret little thing that the bosses never tell you that would make your life so much better. Even if you work at a place for years, there will always be some shit that no one's told you before that would actually benefit you greatly. So keep your eyes peeled for that shit. Cause it's very rare that someone will volunteer that information.
PANEL 1
KANE: So we spend every Monday in those dumb shit meetings that don't count as billable hours. Now I gotta stay later to make up the time.
BODIE: No, no. There's a better way to do it that they don't tell anyone.
PANEL 2
BODIE: There's a charge code buried in your time sheet for "Optimized Tasks." It's probably too late for yesterday since you already signed, but from now on, charge all your meetings to that.
PANEL 3
KANE: Wow! That's... that's fuckin' genius right there!
BODIE: I know!
PANEL 4
KANE: Someday, I shall defeat you and eat your corpse to gain your powers of awesome!
BODIE: Just be sure to charge it to optimized.
PANEL 1
KANE: So we spend every Monday in those dumb shit meetings that don't count as billable hours. Now I gotta stay later to make up the time.
BODIE: No, no. There's a better way to do it that they don't tell anyone.
PANEL 2
BODIE: There's a charge code buried in your time sheet for "Optimized Tasks." It's probably too late for yesterday since you already signed, but from now on, charge all your meetings to that.
PANEL 3
KANE: Wow! That's... that's fuckin' genius right there!
BODIE: I know!
PANEL 4
KANE: Someday, I shall defeat you and eat your corpse to gain your powers of awesome!
BODIE: Just be sure to charge it to optimized.
