Posted February 15, 2010 at 12:00 am
I actually heard this in a company meeting once and I nearly shit my pants trying to stifle a laugh.
I realize that the proportions are a little off in this one. Steve is actually supposed to be quite tall. But I kinda screwed that bit up. So no, no one cut off his legs at the knees, I just fucked up the art.
PANEL 1
Bodie: Hey man, time for our 11:14 all-hands team meeting.
Kane: Didn't I just see you?
Bodie: Come on, time to meet the new boss.
PANEL 2
Kane: Why do we have all these redundant, bullshit meetings?
Bodie: You know what they say, to be a big successful company, you must act like a big successful company.
Kane: No one says that shit.
PANEL 3
Steve: ...that about covers our production schedule. Finally, we will be instituting a new dress code. From now on, business formal during core hours. After all...
PANEL 4
Steve: To be a big successful company, we must act like a big successful company.
PANEL 1
Bodie: Hey man, time for our 11:14 all-hands team meeting.
Kane: Didn't I just see you?
Bodie: Come on, time to meet the new boss.
PANEL 2
Kane: Why do we have all these redundant, bullshit meetings?
Bodie: You know what they say, to be a big successful company, you must act like a big successful company.
Kane: No one says that shit.
PANEL 3
Steve: ...that about covers our production schedule. Finally, we will be instituting a new dress code. From now on, business formal during core hours. After all...
PANEL 4
Steve: To be a big successful company, we must act like a big successful company.
