Ah, sleep. The enemy of freelancers everywhere. Free work is also the enemy of freelancers everywhere, but sometimes you gotta get that shit done.
MOUSE OVER
You can sleep when you're dead!
PANEL 1
Ally frowns at her note pad.
ALLY
So, I think I worked out a schedule. Man, Kane, you’re gonna hate this.
KANE
…That’s not enough time.
PANEL 2
Ally tries to calm him down
ALLY
I know. It’s bad. We have a little less than a week to get this sorted. Calling vendors and getting permits is going to take more time than we expected. And that’s on top of all the social stuff we’ve got to get out. Is there, I don’t know, some way to cheat on the illustrations?
PANEL 3
Kane scowls.
KANE
Sure. If we want to be known for making crap. I mean, even if I use generic templates for most of it, unless you want me to use clip art, I’ve got to put in some real time.
Hmm
What if—
PANEL 4
Kane proposes an idea.
ALLY
No. No free work.
KANE
Well, how the fuck else can I get this done? I’m sorry, but I’m going to have to go off the clock on this one. I don’t sleep anyway.
MOUSE OVER
You can sleep when you're dead!
PANEL 1
Ally frowns at her note pad.
ALLY
So, I think I worked out a schedule. Man, Kane, you’re gonna hate this.
KANE
…That’s not enough time.
PANEL 2
Ally tries to calm him down
ALLY
I know. It’s bad. We have a little less than a week to get this sorted. Calling vendors and getting permits is going to take more time than we expected. And that’s on top of all the social stuff we’ve got to get out. Is there, I don’t know, some way to cheat on the illustrations?
PANEL 3
Kane scowls.
KANE
Sure. If we want to be known for making crap. I mean, even if I use generic templates for most of it, unless you want me to use clip art, I’ve got to put in some real time.
Hmm
What if—
PANEL 4
Kane proposes an idea.
ALLY
No. No free work.
KANE
Well, how the fuck else can I get this done? I’m sorry, but I’m going to have to go off the clock on this one. I don’t sleep anyway.
